When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
MY 19 YEAR OLD COUSIN GOT ENGAGED LIKE 48 HOURS AGO AND ALREADY CHOSE HER DRESS LIKE REALLY LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR ME THIS IS ESCALATING QUICKLY
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney
when somebody cuts you off mid-story
i’d do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy